Posted 11 April 2012, 2 years ago | 65 notes | reblog this post
(originally pleasureislands / via pleasureislands)

PERIODS

  • Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
  • Me: Please, god, no--
  • Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
  • Me: Please, guys, calm down--
  • Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
  • Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
  • Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
  • Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
  • Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
  • Me: I hate you all
  • Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
  • Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
  • Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
  • Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
  • Uterus: You mother fuckers.
  • Torso: CONTRACT!
  • Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
  • Brain: Me gusta.

He didn’t change. ♥

Posted 29 February 2012, 2 years ago | 1,234 notes | reblog this post
(originally faithinloves / via jarpading)
Posted 29 February 2012, 2 years ago | 159 notes | reblog this post
(originally brunoallover / via brunomania)

Véi na boa? Você tinha que ter o sorriso tão perfeito?

Posted 29 February 2012, 2 years ago | 9,855 notes | reblog this post
(originally manuscrever / via verbalizastes)
Posted 29 February 2012, 2 years ago | 759 notes | reblog this post
(originally iheartbrunom / via brunomania)

only-one-carrot:

girlwiththe-brokensmile:

runawayydreams:

He looks perfect in every dang color.

heyo sexy

Carrot in Bllue, Carrot in Black… So many carrots in diferent colours. #MeLike :9

Posted 13 February 2012, 2 years ago | 686 notes | reblog this post
(originally runawayydreams / via zaynsitomalikito)

thegrenadeguy:

DJKFJSKGLJDGLKSDJGKDGSKGLJGK i REALLY missed those ‘i love my fans’ - tweets <3

Posted 13 February 2012, 2 years ago | 225 notes | reblog this post
(originally bmars-news / via caluummhood)

mrs-messikrkic:

michaelsbadpyt:

LOL! Mj owns.

BEST POST EVER.

Posted 13 February 2012, 2 years ago | 64,881 notes | reblog this post
(originally brunomarsislife / via whomphooligan)

lvbrunomarsmuch:

yazminhooligan:

Channel — Jaime

omfg

Posted 13 February 2012, 2 years ago | 55 notes | reblog this post
(originally theboogerboy / via xxmpedersen)
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